I have a confession to make. I like to shop and I’m a man. I like to go to the Mall of America and walk up and down the each floor of the mall. Each window that I walk by has something new and shinny just for me, watches, ties, pants, coats, shirts, you name [...]
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
Pineapple Express (2008)
The wife and I hit the town last night and we ended up seeing Pineapple Express (Official Site).
I have to say that even though I really dislike weed and weed culture, I really like movies by Seth Rogen about bro-love and getting high. I laughed and laughed and almost lost my shit when James Franco [...]
27 Dresses (2008)
Okay. So you’re asking your self why The Soulless Machine is reviewing 27 Dresses. Well, I like weddings and movies about weddings. It is one of my dirty little secrets.
I have a big extended family. I’ve not been able to make all of my cousins’ weddings, I just have too many. However, I made it [...]
Balls of Fury (2007)
Balls of Fury is a crazy bad movie that only lovers of bad movies can enjoy. It is not worth your time unless you have about two hours that you would like waste.
Okay, so what was so bad about the movie? Where to begin? The main character Randy Daytona played by Dan Fogler is an [...]
