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I did not have high hopes for X-Files: I Want to Believe. I went in with very low expectations that should have been easily meet. I guess that joke is on me. Not one of wishes for the movie was fulfilled.
I truly want to [...]
July 29, 2008
Categories: Drama, Horror, In Theaters . Tags: Bad, Drama, Horror, In Theaters . Author: The Soulless Machine . Comments: No Comments
“Who watches the Watchmen?”
http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com/
This is a holder for my eventual review of the film.
July 21, 2008
Categories: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Coming Soon Theaters, Drama, Horror, Romance, Science Fiction . . Author: filmsatyr . Comments: No Comments
Untraceable is one of those movies that I get to watch by myself. It falls into the genre of Torture Porn; however it is no Saw or Hostel. It does have scenes where people are being held against their will and killed slowly.
This movie has a clear message from the beginning to the end: there [...]
June 9, 2008
Categories: Action/Adventure, Horror, On DVD . Tags: Action/Adventure, Horror, Torture Porn . Author: The Soulless Machine . Comments: No Comments
I just watched the first Hellboy movie again this morning while balancing the checkbook. If there are comic book movies that have been done right, I think that this is one of them. I like what was done with the mythology, which is based on my favorite short story writer’s Mythos, H.P Lovecraft.
Ron Perlman is [...]
May 18, 2008
Categories: Action/Adventure, Horror, On DVD, Science Fiction . Tags: Action/Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction . Author: The Soulless Machine . Comments: No Comments
I had such high hopes for this movie. My mistake. The book was good, really good. You can check out my reviews of the book by following the links below:
THE RUINS by Scott Smith pt 1
THE RUINS by Scott Smith (Finished)
I think that the reason that I had such high hopes for the movie was [...]
April 5, 2008
Categories: Action/Adventure, Horror, In Theaters . Tags: Horror . Author: The Soulless Machine . Comments: No Comments
Constantine is one of my all time favorite movies. What does that say about me? I don’t know if I care.
The movie is based on an excellent comic book series called Hellblazer. The movie is about a rogue exorcist named John Constantine played by the ever EMO Keanu Reeves, who has the ability interact with [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Horror . Tags: Comic Book, Horror, Tattoo . Author: The Soulless Machine . Comments: No Comments