Sex and the City (2008)

You all ready know that I like wedding movies from a previous post. So, it should be no surprise that I saw Sex and the City the opening weekend. What may surprise you is that my wife did not want to go. She went to make me happy. We have move system that enables us [...]

27 Dresses (2008)

Okay. So you’re asking your self why The Soulless Machine is reviewing 27 Dresses. Well, I like weddings and movies about weddings. It is one of my dirty little secrets.
I have a big extended family. I’ve not been able to make all of my cousins’ weddings, I just have too many. However, I made it [...]

The Hoax (2006)

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched a movie worth writing about.  True, I’ve been embroiled in Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica for a couple of weeks which has consumed much of my time, but the movies I have tried to watch have sucked.  Yet, not sucked enough to write about them. So, it is with great pleasure [...]

An Open Letter to Aaron Eckhart

Dear Aaron Eckhart,
I have a lot of admiration for you. You’ve had wonderful performances in some truly awesome films –In the Company of Men, Erin Brokovitch (you’re the best thing in it) and of course, Thank You for Smoking.  Hell, I used that film to teach Speech class! But lately, I’ve been disappointed by you.
What’s [...]

Horton Hears a Who (2008)

Last night, Soulless Machine and I went to see the Dr. Seuss animated film Horton Hears a Who.  I’ve been eagerly anticipating this movie since seeing the previews earlier this year, basically because I have been waiting for a film to do Seuss justice.  More recent attempts at live action Dr. Seuss movies have been [...]

Balls of Fury (2007)

Balls of Fury is a crazy bad movie that only lovers of bad movies can enjoy. It is not worth your time unless you have about two hours that you would like waste.
Okay, so what was so bad about the movie? Where to begin? The main character Randy Daytona played by Dan Fogler is an [...]

Juno (2007)

Back in December, my husband and I saw the movie Juno at the suburban mega-movie-opolos. It had been so long since I’ve seen a movie during an actual date night time, that I’d forgotten what it’s like to watch a movie with a crowd. Despite my imminent claustrophobia and introvertedness, I’ve got to say that [...]